I finally found G an exersaucer from Craigslist. This thing is PRISTINE (never been used) and rotates on wheels around the base. All for $30! Here’s the actual Amazon listing for it.
To top it off, due to a mixup (where Jesse showed up last night and they had forgotten), they gave us a plastic play-guitar that plays music when you hit certain buttons. Jesse was torn– break his committment not to let battery operated noise making toys into our home? Or hurt the lady’s feelings?
Anyone want a plastic guitar?